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You're listening to the she's crafty podcast a comedy and craft beer podcast taped in San Antonio, Texas home of the alamo
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Hello, and welcome to another episode of the she's crafty podcast
I'm your host Katherine contreras
and we have a super cool episode today because I'm recording with my t-shirt Family Barbacoa Peril
Wouldn't unison you guys sound like a boyband
Okay, so go around the table. We'll start over here to my right and introduce yourself. I'm a contreras my brother my little brother
and also graphic designer
If you didn't exist either would this business picture? Yeah, well eat it okay, and I'm Richard Diaz
Necie oh, that's right
Other partners, so there's four partners. We're all sitting at this table friends family lovers
I'm super excited because I bought okay, so I brought some san antonio beers
I didn't realize when I went to the store that I got to ranger Creeks
But we're just gonna double down and ranger Creek today pre-professional. Well. I was just trying to get through
The Mission Trail has pretty colors at the pink and yellow right and it kind of goes with the I think it's all
The San Antonio longer and the Mission Trails sort of like they're like cousins. They have like that same great poppy color
Which is really nice and then the other one that I got was from freetail
I got the cerveza the blonde
But I like this cuz it's got like the little collar vetta on the bike eating a chicken on a stick
No, because I'm afraid to eat chicken out of a booth yeah yeah in my life eatin chicken
Everyday you call me and tell me you've gotten food poisoning a travel hard
This is Gonna change Zone next year. I'm yeah, y'all need to
y'all both need to try that if I could eat it in a controlled environment like
or somewhere like that I
Wonder that because I wonder where you can get you're gonna stay year-round, and I don't know like did you get all like San antonio?
Thank you, Matt for nothing
Thanks for no information
do you guys hear that listeners Matt said there's might be somewhere somewhere someplace where you can get it, so
Yeah, okay, so let's try freetail first when it passing the other can because they are a sponsor of this show, shut up
Shut up free time oh, we're taking our
beer tasting cups today are
Dinosaur themed birthday cups little plastic paper cups, so I got a triceratops
Know a lot. I don't what about beer and dinosaurs so fuck you bill died I?
Feel like we should just do let's just say fuck it and do flip cup all night. I'm down
Do you know dude Matt? Do you know how to play football?
Let me rephrase that matt have you ever played flipped up?
I don't like beer pong because
Because the ball falls on the floor, and then it gets dirty and then you put it back in there
Well, we'll see here
This is why this is what you do. You just fill the cups with water and
And when they make it you drink the cup on the side what the has the beer and not?
this is because I paid your beer pong like quite a lot okay, so
No, not really
No, that's a kind of a saturnine people fill the cup water do that so gross we drink a lot of dirty beer
But I have done that too, and that's gross, but yeah, yeah
Like that's kind of like more than you ag thing to do. I feel the water yeah, sir
Mineral Mineral water what she go
Let's taste this cerveza. It's it's like it's a this is what they would call not to get beer douchey on you
But this is what they would call a session beer
Why because you concession it you can drink more than one in one session. That's like all the beers that I drink
Like this is a good like lake beer
Just crush that canister that calf retail. I like to describe the flavors, but I don't know what I'm tasting
It's just a minute smooth. Oh ready. Yeah, that's a descriptor for beer just know that
Way to go
It has annette I'm just saying it's good. Okay. Do you ever want to try it with a taco? Yeah?
What how good do you think let's?
Let's hear the options
So the options are being in cheese carnegie Saba Chorizo and egg or I think Jason has a couple of 20, so would be tonight
I'm gonna go with bean and cheese really let's do we have a knife
these are from
Ultra burke you guys pass it around bean and cheese cuz that's like you know cheese is pretty classic
I mean tell me what you guys think as this pairing the Taco is damn good
It's not a bean and cheese
I think this beer because it's like so light probably is would be pretty good with most things
Right I agree. Yeah, this is kind of a perfect. There's a perfect party beer. I like it
Yeah, that's look that seems a little dangerous
You know we should do that. Whoo. You know we should encourage to ride their bike and eat chicken on the stick
Cuz he just looks like he needs to do that
But he does ride his bike all over the place. I don't know. How his robe doesn't get like stuck in Ma oh
This car he doesn't drive the car everywhere. I think that you're car might be for special occasion. I don't know maybe he'll call it
if you're listening to this recorded
Podcast that hasn't aired yet. He's
Jesus, it's true. He's everywhere especially spurs. Jesus. He's like literally fucking everywhere
Okay, so what do you guys want to try next the mission trail or the saint antonio logger to the Mission Trail that one you?
Mission Trail is from Ranger Creek, and it is a pale ale with 5.3, ABv and
25 Ibu do you guys know what Ivo is no, they use international bitterness units
but it is like
It's very opinion based so to some people the bitterness units feel taste higher and some people that tastes lower
But it basically is just how bitter the beer is
And I've also heard some people say that bitterness units are bullshit
I don't know what are the the chile units?
Just dead bodies
Yeah, I did, too
Wheat listen I try to tell Matt ahead of time not to be offensive, but we can handle it
It's just his way you can't have
You can't handle that noise. This one is for Nydia
So there's totally stone egg in there and woo. I just said something
I didn't say trudy, so I said something else. I did a double are right
It was like it was like. I went for those for them what the single-axle, but I did the double axel instead
So do you guys wanna talk about game of thrones for just one minute?
Awesome, did you watch it? Yes?
The beginning can you believe that spoiler alert don't listen to this?
You're the asshole that doesn't watch game of thrones one time. She was pretty savage. That was pretty awesome right that was amazing. I mean
Yeah, that's what you're ooh yeah, for sure
Kind of like my mom when we were kids when like she'd be screaming at us and then she's on the phone and be like
They have to do the build up like you they can't just you know
Jax make the whole thing in one episode and then then what
Then you were just left waiting for it to be over for the next
Yeah, let's do it smells really good. Oh my God. It smells very fruity a little floral Mimi, ooh
It surprised me. I smell do you guys know what leasing is
So lasing is like this see how it leaves like that pretty foam on the side of the class
In a clear glass because these are plot our paper dinosaur cups, but in a clear glass because it looks like soap
You would be able to see it looks like lace on the sides yeah on the side
And if it has like, if it stays there, and it sticks, that's like the sign of a good lacing on a beer
So it's only beer education for you
Is really good I like this one a lot
So this is really weird because I usually don't like beers that have this sort of like um
Hoppy bite to them, but this one has a little happiness to it, and I actually really like it
I taste sweetness a little sweetness. I taste this is I don't know if I could taste it or smell something. That's a little floral
Right this is good goes well with the Judy sonic
Doesn't taste like a pale ale to me though more floor. I don't know why they
I'm chewing ipas. I'm a heavy floral, India
Not all beers are the like so not all of them are going to be asked floral as others probably
They also have double ipas and triple ipas now
Don't know what any of that means, but I mean something. I mean something is someone good company Mm-hmm
Welcome to the she's doesn't know shit
Like this is Gonna be like my summer beer now right it's really good. It's really good and the can is like so cute
It's beautiful right really great colors. Yeah, it's really good
I hate to get this excited about it, but the cervesa was good too like these are good beers today
well, you know I don't want to say that I do this for a living but I
don't because I don't get paid for it, so
Okay, let's try the let's do the same 20 lager now the san antonio longer. I've had before
Not my first rodeo with this one see
And I like this one actually to do you this has been like actually this has been the beer. I've drank most this summer
yeah, the lager a
Lot so I noticed you're pouring these all in new Cups Mm-hmm
Well because we don't want the residue from the other beers to other way at lacing the mix up
We could have rinsed out the other ones without soap
We would have rinsed some without soap because soap looks like a kind of a taste in there
But since these are unless you guys want to use are considered your fine, China. We can save them
But otherwise. I was thinking we were just from the boy, but whatever is that what does that one?
What's your favorite breakfast Taco Richard bean and cheese? Okay beanie cheese all the way really?
He just totally price prices rated that yeah my second favorite
I like bean and cheese, but I really love carne Asada same
But I can't but the thing about Carnegie Savas like that's not something you can eat on a day that you have activities
No, I can't
Go home and sit for a while
Well, Matt rocks a diaper
Whatever. He wants sit on my she's crafty throwed
So if you guys are gonna get tacos, where do you get them from we go to?
Al's Cafe mmm at work. I mean I could eat all nor st.. Mary's. That's my Jam
Um I mean I think it's good I like
I mean, they're butter cause like what they're known for I've literally walked drive by that place like every day, and I mosley
Restaurant, or is that like a drug front I?
Mean it's not fred's fish so no. I mean, it's legit because they're packed on the weekends like the pretty packed all right?
But their vertical is great
I've not tried them in a little but I need to I
Think people that order menudo at a restaurant are very interesting to me. That's my dad is it I like never order
Honest at a restaurant. I just
I don't but I think one time what happened is when I was a kid my dad
My dad served it to me one time with a huge pig hoof in it
Oh yeah, and like ever since then I just can't do it. Oh yeah. I don't do that. I don't do that either
No, yeah, hominy all the way yeah with the sprinkle of like the meat like the fat
But yeah, like why do we have to why do we have to polish it off with a like? It's okay?
If it's in the pot, but like why did they put it in my bowl, right?
Like instead of Parsley. Let's just put this pig hook these tacos are fucking delicious
Right it's on point. It's so good
Santa's 20 lager is really good, but the mission trail is kind of like
Yeah, it's really done it for me
Same tony lager is another kind of like is another session beer probably there's like there's a stigma in
The Craft beer community which were not part of that
Against lagers, why is that well despite the fact that lagers are more difficult to make they associate them
I guess with big beer like Budweiser and like things like that, and so anytime a lager comes out through the Google over
But I mean, they're harder to make
Yeah, they're jerks
Whatever, so these are both the loggers, and then the retail. What is the mission trailer? That's a yeah, it's it's a lager, right?
Extra Pillow, what is extra?
It's extra it's extra pay like me
In the during the winter what made just wear pants, and then I take off my I don't
But I put on a pair of shorts
It's extra pill there my legs
It's all extra pair. I love it. Yeah
I'm real like I'm real interested in knowed Media's ideas or thoughts on this because you're not a big drinker. I'm not a big drinker
When you do drink you drink, I drink a lot of unsweet TVS
Yeah, but you don't drink alcohol. No, so if I do it's gonna be hard liquor on your
You drink tequila. Yeah, so what's on purpose. Oh my God, so what's your favorite of the hard liquor?
I mean that you what's your liquor of choice?
First of all, what do you guys sitting in smoking jackets on?
You know what I do that. We never get is black, Sambuca. That's pretty good
You're really good. You're like a dirty old man drinker. I try I
Don't know I'm kind of like one of those
People who's all about image. Yeah
No, but I have considered it, but would you yes?
We did like a havana nights thing
Would you be down for that?
Yeah, why about as cigars?
Like weird little glasses that have dart clicker in them. I don't know
of course just a little
a Sprinkle of Communism goes a long way actually
smitty paige yeah
That's really fascinating to me. I hate hard liquor. I can't do it. I'm a beer girl all the way. I don't like wine
I don't like hard liquor. I only like beer well because hard liquor makes me
like Hug Strangers, and
Laugh a lot drunk, and I don't like that. Yeah, that's the same for me, too
So I'm just gonna drink this bottle
Yeah, and then you wake up the next morning. It doesn't feel
Yeah, wine always gives me a headache. I don't know what's in I don't know if it's the tannins or whatever
But it always gives me a migraine that and margaritas. I can't do my room. I can do marks
They give me like a heart attack yeah like my heart starts racing
Yeah, same here or like my I get I get like heartburn. Yeah
It's weird. I know what's in there that like I don't get girls that are like
I would fucking die like for real
Oh those yeah, I thought you meant like the can where they come like?
I don't like the can ones. I feel like they're just
Probably a marker
Margarita I guess the ones now. We're like the authentic ones where they pour the actual like beer upside down into
I've had those and those are okay, but again like the margarita gives me this sort of weird chest yeah
We need to do more like uncovering of what why that is?
That's why we're just make me feel like I'm gonna die no, but it like speeds up my heart rate or something yeah
Margarita the big salt room and you're drinking that you like it no song rocks
That's sure I'm really down with that salt weird. - yeah
Oh, well, that's why I drink bourbon Bourbon is my jam. Do any hard liquor
no, I drink like the what is the 1845 of the
Dude, okay, so like a Texas. There's a balcones one I
Don't know if it's bourbon or not. I think it is maybe not
Anyway, there's about Kony's spirit, and they smoke
So it tastes like smoked mesquite mmM. It's called like fire
the Company's called that bologna something
Ok so what was your favorite beer?
Do you like the Santoni? Yeah? She is?
You'd be really into sours
And I think that you would really love goes'
Cuz those are very like effervescent and they have like that sour feel to them, but they're still a little like I
Don't know. They're like real late champagne II kind of and I think that you would really like that
I do it all the time purpose a lot like goes before hose goes
Gazoo, I say all kinds of weird shake because it literally pisses off people
But it's what I like to do
That's what makes it funny. You moron
Don't listen to my show then why are you listening? That's the real question
Let's take a short break and when we come back
We'll dish on some we'll do some san antonio cheese may
which heard those of you that don't know what that means it means gossip and
Yeah, we'll talk more about Matt's lady drinking habits mmM alright. We'll be back in two. Oh
my God, yes
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So this week, we do have a couple of interesting news happenings
I'm going to touch on them real quick real light and then I'm going to Soapbox for a minute
So the most notable thing going on into your news this week is flying dog out of Frederick, Maryland
They have withdrawn
their membership in the brewers association
They are stating that the brewers association has passed a new set of guidelines
involving or regarding beer labels and
Brewery Association Brewers association sponsored
Events now this is the second time the brewers association has popped up in our beer and our beer news in a month
So what's going on here?
Well the birds association has come together and decided that
Offensive beer labels will no longer be allowed
In competitions now the beer can still win the competition
But the brewer is not allowed to put any brewers association
marketing on that winning beer
After they win the award and at the awards show it is my understanding that
it would only be the brewery name and not the name of the offensive beer that will be read off and
Sent out in all the Media
flying dog has a history of
Fighting for free speech for breweries now. I'm not saying they're on the right or the wrong side of history on this one
But this is not the first time that they've raised hell
And this is not the first time that they've taken action several years ago. They sued an entire state when they were
They were refused entry because of their raging bitch ipa. I was being defensive they filed suit
I want to say was in, Illinois
they ended up taking a six-digit a
Six-figure settlement offer and turning around and starting a free speech
They also said that with the brewers associate withdrawing from the brewers association
They're going to take the tens of thousands of dollars that they spend there every year
Double it and Donate it to that same organization. It's actually a pretty good read. I do encourage you to check it out for yourself
The other thing that I want to talk about and Soapbox about for a minute is here. We are in july
Roughly july 20th by the time you're listening to this and
What do we see on our local store shelves but oktoberfest?
Mars and Lagers Marsden means March y'all
This is a problem
It's an industry-wide epidemic, and it is wholly unfortunate that burries such as sam Adams
Alamo Southern Star
In a whole host of everybody else all these other 5,400 breweries in the us
Not all but majority are put having to put their oktoberfests on the shelves of a full season
Before it's time for the beer
still 110 degrees outside
It's not I mean mars and lagers nice and refreshing
But come on guys, but unfortunately the way that everything is set up
In the grocery stores and in the bars everybody wants our oktoberfest earlier in earlier
Downside though is when we get time when we actually get to september 16th. Which is the one oktoberfest starts?
Everybody's going to be burnt out on the style. Nobody's going on to
Proper Oktoberfest themed events and all the beers going to be sold out
So that's my soapbox for this week. Thank you all for listening have yourselves a wonderful week a wonderful weekend
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And we're back from break we actually didn't actually go anywhere
We stayed in the same chairs at the same table, but we now have a bowl of cheetos in front of us
I think awesome. It's awesome that they're there. It's awesome that you actually just have these in your house
Don't you do fine, but they love that lifestyle. Do you find the size of the cheeto bag to be infuriating?
Or you get the party size. No I get the party sighs
Did you okay I use instacart sometimes you know I used
Rank, so I ended up getting more groceries. Which is fine, but
The extra charges range, but you were saying that you can do pick up
At my h-E-B which is 1604 Petrenko, or 410 Mr. BรถcK
You can do pick up if you live in San Antonio crazy people get with their h-E-B orders
Like if they were doing just to fuck with people like I need one back massagers for Triple-A batteries
- grapes - grapes hash groups 1/3 of a pound of bananas
whole Grain Oats and
Condoms I guess
Well know if you can do condoms on there. Can you do condoms on there?
They sell them they sell them but you can't do beer and stuff
There's a restriction on
Condoms you could be three
Why would they not want to promote safe sex?
No, yeah, that's true. Well. I don't know in doubt. I think we should order let's just order a shitload of condoms and
Order them under barbecue apparel yeah condoms, Mayonnaise and charge it to the game
Yeah, and like for cucumbers because you have to put the team on something
Can just be a jar or like? What would that? What does that a jar a bottle?
Almost thought or like something podcast where we like try to like stick the beer in there see how that tastes
Yeah, next time next time um she's crafty with Barbacoa Parallel Mango, Nada Madness
Yeah, more beer. We can definitely there's there right part of you. Oh, yeah, dammit. You're lazy Richard
Are we gonna get more beer I want to drink more beer? No? Yeah?
There's lots get him do it you want a shotgun it. Do you have your shotgun a beer beer wench?
Do you know a shotgun a beer I do but I'm not your favorite thing that that's not my favorite thing is that my newly?
yeah, I hate it actually yeah, have you done like a
Kickstand I mean when I was a kid
When I was like well when I was like in college
But the thing about keg stands with girls is that it's never comfortable never it's horrible
It's just all hands and some beer in your mouth. No. It's worse like you have to literally buy one
You need to literally be wearing like a like a one-piece pajama with footies in order for nothing to come out
I'm your girl. I did it one time that I was like. I'm never doing that again I
Also crowd surfed one time and then I was like that was a mistake. Oh, really yeah
Just to grab just all hands
For a guy, that's just all hands
Although I never called surf, but I feel like what I think
I mean you want people to hold you up
by any matter
Necessary to make that not prompt style. Did you lose any change did I lose that I changed? I mean, that's like. Yeah, I probably
We're talking to like 90s
So I had like those big clunky sandals on you know what I mean like the wedgie sandals and like a hemp necklace
And my hand my hemp
baseball cap probably wearing a pair of overalls
Yeah, because they're fucking comfortable shit. What kind of coinage were you hauling?
I don't I didn't have a lot of money back
Then like literally this is back when concerts cost like $8 to get into
So I would just find a bunch of quarters in my car seats
Go, and then hope that somebody would buy him a beer or something and that would always happen or go into my little brother's stash
and be like
I'll pay you back five percent over if you lend me enough money to go see the barenaked ladies
I would like obsessive the very addictive ladies back at like in the early nineties because it like before they got all Shrek Ii
Barenaked ladies was travelers if I had a million dollars was the one that
She could eat yeah, yeah
Sugar Ray I wasn't into Sugar Ray I
Know my wrath was I wasn't a mark McGrath. I wasn't into sugar
That's completely different
I was a huge blue Matchbox 20 fan because I thought that that guy
Was the bee's knees you were gonna say blues traveler as a blues, but they went a very short-lived career
Because that guy's super fast was amazing
Oh, that was he loved little bird yeah - princess
Yeah, he loved that song you would like every song you like six or something or seven that was his birthday gift
He wanted song yeah, man. Well, you know it just was a real parallel to the bath life at the time
You come a long way
Had the biggest ears as a kid you can't tell him out cuz he's grown into them
But they were like the size of two like you know those things you put under your range and the on your oven top
That's what they look like and I used to tell him when he was little
things that catch like the grease in your oven
He is a tell him not drip pan
I used to tell him not to get into the back of like any
Vehicles like trucks or anything cuz he would fly away, and he believed me I
Used to also tell him that he was adopted a lot. Oh
Yeah, that's like a typical older sister. Yeah, that's three you what?
You sold my through soldiered. Oh you soldiered through okay?
He was he was a shitty little brother. Let's be I don't well. That's the brothers job
He used to do this thing where he would put him one finger on me like this and he would go
I'm not touching you. I'm touching your clothes. I'm not touching you. I'm touching your clothes
I'm not touching you did you ever like 500 times?
Did you have someone the joy any of y'all have?
I had my sisters do this to me a lot when I was a kid where they would do like
And you would like they would put you here like
Matt was the stereotypical super obnoxious little brother
I could not date anybody in high school because matt would always be on the other extension of the telephone like they're
Great. I mean you hear his voice like this I
Think so does it now yeah?
the worst the Worst never change
and then you'd be like y'all aren't even talking you're just watching Vh1
Matches like boring how could you
Give us that one minute questionnaire
Though one minute questionnaire. Oh you all want to do that. I do because hey this nice cool question find it I don't
Okay, let's see. What else is on there our ginger is inherently evil
Yes, yes, no no, okay? Are you guys close to a jitter?
No, but I do like gingers
Okay, yeah, all the way. Oh, okay
I'm different you're ginger and different all right well before trump was president the question was trump or Kanye
SoundCloud or iTunes I
Might go with itunes only because I don't use soundcloud that awfully I'm gonna go with Sun club because I don't use itunes okay
Whoa shit? Yeah?
What's your favorite shitty beer?
Even for shitty beers, that's pretty shitty just thank you
What's shitty beer like Corona dos equis anything that's not craft beers I?
Like doe psyches, but my gem is lone star. Yeah see
That's whoa. I mean, it's big beer. It's big beer. It's not lee
It'll give you the right answer because I mean I drink on star a lot so I mean you can get lone star for like
Two bucks a can if we're like a tallboy you can get it like once before like and I know this because a true connoisseur
A lot in that side a dollar like $79
Top way lone Star is probably my go
Bush that's the pricing because you didn't get much of that in college
Do you like the dad of the blue the forties no the lonestar the red lose the light so I knew though?
Oh, you like the hardcore
It's such a like san Antonio South town beer
I feel like it's super easy to drink probably because it's watered down or whatever, but I like it. Yeah
There's nothing around one star. No. I double fist it. Yeah. Oh do you I do all the time
all the time
Awesome Sam, okay. What else is on that?
favorite there mixed drink
no, I love a
Yeah, that's good Moscow me other. I think are delicious
but there's so many like names for them that I just don't even know like what's yeah, I used to drink a lot of
Cranberry vodka, what are those called keep cots? Oh?
Yeah, I used to drink a lot of that because you can't really taste the vodka in there
So you can trust alike straight vodka sours
Yeah, I'm not like the girl that leg goes up to the bars like me attacks on the beach
Yeah, no yeah, give me a Starfucker
It's not what's gonna happen
Those are real drinks by the way. I'm not just being obscene. What shots I hate shots
Oh, I mean, I don't like like four horsemen. Early. I'm not in any of
They make me puke well for has been back in the day I
Minor something was that they were pretty strong like one of the strongest job not about now
I don't like to get PP. And they make me feel pukey shots do shots because I'm a beer drinker
So leg a because it's just wrong like that. It's to like strong
As I've gotten older in life, I've realized my limitations and like when I was like when I was younger
I didn't care about my limitations
So I would just do it anyway, but now that I have like a conscience and pry. I don't do it well
I have none of those and so my my my shots are like
like pickle shots some oyster
Shots I've never had a cucumber shot. It's just like
A shot yeah, and I mean if we're gonna be real here like shot. Oh
Yeah, you don't find those very much anymore, but back in the day. What is it Matt? It's like a buttery nipple
These are not real drinks though these are lasers. Yeah. Yeah, they're like shots
So there's that I got real it. Just got real yeah
What do you drink? Where's like where do you go to drink all these shots?
Or go to places to go the same airstrip there like other no I go to brass Monkey a lot
Yeah, I totally rocked it. You like that all the smoke and shit right II know it's not too much monkey Friday nights 80s
That's usually you can find it. Yeah, yeah
rumble also on this
And this those are probably my two favorite hangouts. I know you guys don't really go anywhere, so I can't
That's you know what even still you could really party it out the drop mouse if you want to
Try to get me out of the house because I'm like slightly
Agoraphobic that's sexy yeah. Yeah, it's a challenge. Yeah, well we
You know like leaving the house
We don't actually we leave the house for like
Podcasts and like the occasional beer oven stuff but for the most part we're kind of a netflix hulu you don't mom hbo go person?
To recreate the outside world inside the house. I don't know
Because I've never done a podcast with my brother before let me just
Break it down. How we that's you should have to you one or the other ones?
Oh, that's right, but I mean we've never done a she's crafty episode sing it together
So just for those of you that don't give a shit about my childhood. My mother was like the queen of
Disappointing things ranch she's a queen of big setups and no
This is what my momma do she'd be like Katherine? What do you want for your birthday?
And I'd say oh what I want. I want rollerblades for my birthday, right?
That's what I want and what I would get instead would be a pair of 1963
Plague skates that she wore that she was now giving to me cuz she thought it was sentimental. Oh, but all
my friends were whizzing down the street in Rollerblades
and then laughing at me in the skates like you know what I mean like I wanted a schwinn one year and I got a
Banana seat she would tell you how she went to the store to get you what you wanted and then she decided oh
I'm not going to get that after
I'm gonna get this other very disappointing thing for you
How she would be like oh, we're gonna have for dinner. Yes
Ticket in the other night you'd be like Shakin Bacon, ya
Know but it tastes. Just like it doesn't close your eyes
Just close your eyes and imagine that I know what cave she tastes like
Where she feel like we're going to McDonald's whoo
And then they come back with like three burgers that we'd split between each other with like
No fries because she would use chips from our house and like a glass of water. That was like a quarter filled
Yes, good milk
For you if we wanted to sweeten it she would say put bananas or strawberries in it, but we never had no
It wasn't cause I was allergic to all milk skim or not. Yeah
I was allergic to all dairy time I was bored
So I had a real exciting childhood where I could only read Carob and rice dream instead of ice cream Rock
Yeah, it was it and a couple of times
I thought I was gonna be like real fucking sneaky and like living on the edge right and I'd go to a birthday party
Yeah, give me a slice of pizza, and then the next day I go out the side and the whole body which is
Just like ha I remember being I remember being like a freshman in high school and eating
Something with my friends and I knew that I shouldn't be eating and then later going to the movies women walking outside
They're like oh my God. That's so gross
I think I was probably like 17 or 18 when I could finally leg was okay with dairy
Then this is real where the devil has come after me because then I was fine and now I'm like I'm an adult and I
Can't really do dairy anyway. Oh
I can do cheese and stuff, but yeah
I catch up for all those years that I couldn't have it when Matt was getting like these luscious
Basically sur baskets just fill the chocolate and we're all fuckin Carob and like like real carrots
Okay, like Carob is disappointing care was horrible
Exactly well, I I guess I didn't really know the difference
But I just knew that you guys were super
Excited about whatever you had and not excited about what I had so that made the difference
So is there any like around town cheese? Maybe you guys want to get out?
since we're on Mike
Are you excited about the TRi centennial?
Up to there like the day or the thing
I mean they're coming out with these beers all I think I'm pretty sure all these beers are like and
Like celebration of the Tri centennial I'm excited, but um I've heard a lot of things about it that it's like well
The City should have started earlier
Isn't that just san Antonio's way?
We always wait till the last minute yeah every time I plan an event for somebody, but always like Nobody's
Nobody's tickets, and I was like wait till 30 minutes before the event starts. We promise you will sell out, and that's always what happens
yeah, I mean, I just try to see if
Cool apparel can be a part of it. You know. I mean, we're trying to yeah, that'd be cool get in the game, but
if anybody has any leads
Here's the shadow yeah
For those of you that don't know what barbacoa peril is and if you don't and you shouldn't be listening the show
But it's a it's
A t-shirt company that the four of us do together that is
Total San Antonio, Texas T-Shirts Taco tees
An independent clothing line that represents
You so whether you like it to or not?
so there were the unofficial official t-shirt of San antonio
the original Taco T
The home of the original so if you see a taco tee that looks like it could be worn by baseball player, right?
It's false fiber cause that's that's alternative facts if you see that's right if you see a t-shirt that says puto, San antonio
But looks like it would be worn by somebody that lives in Washington DC. That's not putin?
And I get to see one of those tees in person though, because nobody would wear that
I don't know. Maybe there are some people that are close to the people that make that shirt that would wear it
You know what? I mean like the first barbacoa parallel shirts were worn by our moms true right? That's very true. Yeah
But then more people bought them
So that's what?
Differentiates us from other people the cousins
The cousins and then and then the cousins friends and then start people heard of giving them as birthday gifts
and now we don't know what happened, or how it's
We didn't know yeah, and that was a success, right?
and I was like oh my god cuz like the wonder our first customer came up and like completely got the brand right off the
yeah, and then now she's kind of weird cuz
It's I feel really bad whenever I see somebody in public
That's wearing one of our shirts because the first thing I do is run at them
Yo, Matt goes to the door and he's like. Thank you
she's walking, and she's wearing one of our shirts, and I go oh my god as she's walking to the door and
Then she gives me the food and I'm like I'm like
And so then yeah, so I'm being weird I take the food and I close the door
And I when I close the door, I told Media
You know that she's wearing one of our shirts
Cuz I'm another awkward person. Yeah
as a male
Want to be as awkward you want to make sure that
They they always though that you can tell if they're always kind of on guard yeah, yeah
I want to make sure that like you know. They're aware that. Oh, you know no human trafficking could happen here today. Yeah
We're back up, and I'm like hey
We make that shirt
Edgy turns around it just looks like really weirded out and she's like
She runs for the Hills I
bartered some guy at the pearl the other day that was drinking coffee, and I was there with my work and
He was wearing the shirt, and I went oh like I kept staring at him
and then one of my co-workers came up to me and I
Bet he's like sitting there like what the fuck and then I go out told. I'm like oh
I'm sorry. I know like you're I don't know what you're doing here, but you know whatever and I was like
The company that makes your shirt, or whatever it goes cool
Would you mind if I take your picture okay, but he's like made donut like what what shirt was?
Like you're not wearing no
Why do you think you could speak to me? Yeah?
I I've run into people who like I'll see wearing it like a fiesta but but I try to be cool
I'm like oh, and I'll look give him like a look and I'll be like hey. I like your shirt
Can I I won't say like oh, I?
Sure, I think it's cool, and I'm like yeah, and they're never would show up on the barbacoa girls
Yeah, then they show up on like the account like oh, I didn't
Sat next to us
Like what a last moment because I feel like you can connect any moment that I don't
Well if you're wearing Barbra : you, see me on public just know that. I'm gonna Bombard you with my iPhone 5s. Yes
Oh, just my disposable camera. That's right
Just know that that's gonna happen what else you guys what does Barbacoa peril have raisin. I'm asking you like I don't know but
Well, we are
That's right lapel pin
We are collaborating with John Medina of Alamo basement who we love he's amazing shout-out
I'm trying to get him on the podcast, but he said fuck you and your podcast I
Don't like beer. I don't like beers what he said, and I was like dude. That's that's so
he actually doesn't wanna come on the show, but I haven't we haven't been able I've been super lazy with schedule again, but
So I had said he was gonna be on the season premiere and then the season premiere happened on accident so missed opportunity
No, hey, yeah, well I?
Recorded it actually had it scheduled for me and recorded it, and then I was like oh shit
I promised John that I put him on the season premiere and now I think that's why he's a conveniently on vacation for two weeks
That's right. We did we did
Trying to try to stay ahead of maybe people that are also trying to have our business right? Yeah
Maybe who kind of like dipped their foot into my bowl okay, so and then put it on a shirt thought it would sell
Someone who was like you know what we should call these
Those whoever that would might be somebody who saw us eating k so at a restaurant. Yeah stop by our table
Yeah, grab one of our chips right took a picture of them
Dipped in our kiss oh, right?
Right this you can't you can't although I'm like what I'm sorry. I'm literally I'm literally fucking eating it right now though
It said my it's in my bowl
Yeah, this is this bowl. This is contractually legally belong to you
No, it doesn't you're right, but if you had to look that up, then maybe you're doing something wrong I
Don't know. I don't know. I don't know I don't know maybe somebody that came by to eat my queso
And then said that they don't know anybody who eats other people's queso
But then I found out that they actually are the queso ators. Yeah, I don't know I
Don't know wait what?
I don't know you guys my case is really important to me
Started eating it you could feed your whole family on queso
Government government this see when you make the kiss-off when you make it come up, and nobody else was making it yet
They want you know your queso
Because they see how much you're enjoying it
ok so so delicious all these other people like it including many media outlets and
huge stores and family members my old family members
You know what? I'm gonna make the queso, and then those people are gonna
Give me a pat on the back for making this original case of recipe. That is not my recipe. Don't forget colleagues who aren't colleagues
Colleagues are colleagues who know me, but don't know me will also eat and defend the case so for no reason
Because I always I always defend strangers case oh
Right because why would I invest in this complete stranger? Yeah for sure so each case though is what basically what we're saying
That was owner if anyone will get this by them no, they won't they won't get it, but it's fine cuz we like queso
That's all we're saying all we're saying is that doesn't want to shirt though I?
Feel like some things are maybe pandering
I feel like if you're gonna
Put something I feel like if we're gonna try to make something that's unique to the city you're in pain
Maybe you shouldn't do generic things the ranks that are not unique to the city yeah, I agree although
I don't think it matters if you're trying to appeal to
a diluted version
I'm sure coming soon out of that like a river with feet on it
all of the good ideas
Don't give away the good
There could be cases
You don't even know
All I know is that you may need to edit that idea. I probably well. I might edit some of this case
We'll talk out too
I will say this if there's one thing. I hate it's fucking baseball
The Mission's Island baseball baseball games baseball style shirts that way thing yeah, I don't like wearing
I'm not supporting
Maybe that's maybe if I was but I feel like anybody that's really invested in breakfast Taco is also probably not out there like
you know hitting a ball with
May be another way, but with a bat. I don't think I don't see it happening yeah, I
Don't know I'm glad we cleared all that up
I think it'd be a good idea. I really had this idea that we could do a line of
Bear County joke shirts yeah in in baseball font I think would be really good original
Mm-Hmm, let's stop there before we give away all our secrets. Okay, so sauce
Yeah, oh, I like it. Ooh
I'm gonna Dominant Instagram that leaner and
Tag some people some queso eaters, and I think I don't know maybe
We'll see how spicy. I feel after this podcast, so I know we have an event coming up right on Saturday
for the first time outside of San Antonio, antonio
I don't remember
What what area of Houston do we now okay? I'm not sure either. We're real good at
enjoy that humidity
Yeah, but and also the last time that Jason, and I went to houston we could not find any breakfast tacos anywhere
what a lot of kolache
So the event is in Houston's iconic silver Street studios, so I don't know what that is
That's that's right interesting it's from yes, hispanic eyes, Texas
Come to the barbecue apparel booth at his bata sighs, Texas
Also, if you can't make it to the event you can always find our shirts. I had whole earth
provisions anywhere in text anywhere in Texas
Also, you can go to our website wwlp.com
Also seen some on ebay. Well, that's true. Maybe
What are they what are they what are they what are they going for an eBay?
The bidding had gone up to like what two dollars
Not bad not free shipping or they have to pay for shipping to okay?
We're buying a taco. That's like two bucks. Yeah
Maybe but like what assholes like you know what I don't want this fucking manatee shirt anymore
Yeah, let throw this shit on ebay. I'm not gonna Donate out. Thank you kid shirt
You couldn't even hand it down Mm-Hmm. Can't give it away
Couldn't even give it a good well, let's um
It was too good for well, too good for the well
Um anything else let me other cheese, man you guys want to get out before we we wrap this puppy up
You just want to talk all right? Oh shit
Well is it yes?
I feel like it's been hotter longer than that were these shitty summer that we had that was super hot when they filmed
Top chef here
I agree with you
It's although we have some rainy days, so I feel like it lightened up a little bit. Yeah
Like a day two days. Wow who do you want to talk about?
Of course this is the she's crafty podcast all right so today. I read an article ok unwired yeah, and they have
Dna code of an e coli Bacteria
okay to store a gif in the back in the Dna strand and
Like they stored a gift of a guy running a horse like galloping on a horse
What yeah and they extracted it at a later date?
Your body's a computer
You mean I could score. I could just store a gif of lame
Can I sir just like my personal photos well they seem like they're in the future? Yeah?
And I access it through what just a blood
Can I just store bullshit? Yes like I'm like the queen of
Screenshotting people's text messages somebody told me recently
Yeah, people somebody's told me recently that
I said the vent to other people don't like look at this asshole
Somebody call me recently though that people can see when you screenshots or text messages
Okay, okay good because that scared the hell out of me
said screenshots all the day
All I do - jason instead of screenshots all day long what our conversation. Yes?
Of course look at Matt he's such an idiot yeah. I just said it. Did you see it okay perfect? I'm still good
Now it's like on Snapchat yeah. Yeah, I think you can
The person knows that you taking a screenshot yeah
Just be an easier way to share pictures on Instagram like why go through the trouble of setting up a notification, right?
Why not, just let me Sharon let me share it. Yeah
You have so much anger
Wow, you liked it
Yeah, so that's really interesting about the DNa thing. I didn't know that
What a time to be alive, no, let's reverse it, right
Let's go back
It's fight we can all pass his way. It's only five
yeah, DB Weiss
So there is Gonna be
It's Gonna take place in an alternate timeline
And it's gonna it's Gonna start shows Gonna start right before the third American Civil war
like all seasons like 2020
Start auditioning now
You guys get in there. Oh, we play like do this
I'm about to say things I can't take back, so let's just met
Yeah, we would play extras. We'd be the craft services team
How do you know you?
I love how even at your wildest dreams you have anxiety right
even in your greatest
Inside of your like, oh shit
So what's the source of all your anxiety?
That's dig deep
Hey, fuck you
Okay, when I was little I had the most beautiful miss Piggy doll
She had like the beautiful face in a lavender gown she had
Lavender gloves the Satin all Satin that went all the way up to her elbow, okay, matt with a little pussy
Wait, wait, so are you scared of this stuff? No I?
Never did anything
My older brother took remove the head from it and would put either the head or the body in different parts of Matt
But hello. Have you ever been to cured?
Anyway, my dad threw the doll away. It was my favorite though
No, I don't I've never seen I can't member lost some ice on that, cry actually except maybe had some bowel issues
I might have been sweat though it might have just been sweat that leg kind of trickled down to his eye
He's cried. I know you've cried, but I
Think maybe we were kids. Yeah, no. I'm not a crier either
Who cries more between the both a probably me obviously because I'm a woman. I'm not cry all the time
Barbacoa Peril my little t-shirt family thank you for being on podcast finally and we'll do it again
And we would plan to have a musical guest today, but it didn't work out. So next time. We'll have a musical guest
Thank you for having us
And I got drunk. So that's always a fun time. We should there's another beer barely buzz
All right, all right
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