You had a party and told all your guests it was BYOB. That was your first mistake. You only have yourself to blame for that....NOW; because of your poor decision making, you have a case of leftover Bud LIght. Well, OBVIOUSLY, you're not gonna drink it...but, you're not a wasteful person, so here are 5 things you can do with it.
5. Use it for beer pong.
Your good craft beer doesn't deserve to have dirty balls in it; but, I guarantee that Bud Light is used to it. Dirty balls are just another day at the office for a case of Bud Light, and if cups spill and stuff gets crazy, it's no big deal. If you get some puke or grass in there, you were gonna dump it out, anyway.
4. Give it to your redneck neighbor
You know who I'm talking about. That one guy with the lift on his truck and the Confederate flag sticker on the back. That guy will think Bud Light is liquid gold. It's a huge step up from that Keystone he's been chugging. Don't be surprised when you catch him peeing on the side of your house, though. Once he breaks the seal, there's no stopping him.
3. Pour it out for your homies
Don't waste good craft beer on sentimental symbolism. Use that leftover Bud Light. The only thing it's really good for is saturating the soil.
2. Regift it
Ugh. Another baby shower?! And you don't even like that girl. Why is she having a shower for her third baby? Doesn't she already have everything she needs??!!! You can't afford to keep up with this girl's greedy reproductive system. No biggie. Here's a case of warm Bud Light. She deserves it.
1. Use it as fake urine
Did you meet that special someone, only to find out they enjoy a different brand of sexy? No need to worry. Use your Bud Light as a pee decoy. It looks and tastes just like urine, they'll never know the difference. Just don't get any in your mouth. That would be gross.