It's like the Beatles said..."Beer is all you need." That was it right? That was totally it.
1. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY BEER DINNER
Wanna get some beer on YOU action? Go straight for the goods, no need to throw down your hard earned money on some small plate that costs you more than a bottle of Black Ops. You can get straight in on that action and just HAVE beer for dinner. Win win.
2. BEER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SIDE-BEER
Beer doesn't care that you're getting some action from another beer another night of the week. Hell, beer doesn't care if you bring in other beers the night of. Sometimes beer is feeling frisky and wants to put liquor inside of it and become a beer cocktail. Sometimes beer wants to go to a freaky party where a bunch of people ALL bring beer and you share it. That's some freak nasty shit right there.
3. YOU DON'T NEED TO BUY BEER CHOCOLATE
Why? Because sometimes beer IS chocolate.
4. BEER WASN'T INVENTED BY HALLMARK
Beer was invented by people that wanted to ingest yumminess and have a good time. Beer was NOT invented by commercial companies that want to guilt you into buying shit for someone you met three weeks ago, but you're in that awkward phase of dating so you have to buy them something BUT now you can't decide between the obese teddy bear or the 10,000 rose slam Jay-Z style.
5. BEER WON'T GET PREGNANT
Well, you might, with the assistance of beer. But that's besides the pint.